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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Last Updated: 21.06.2025 00:39

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

After a few moments he returns.

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Why do some people tell the girl I like that I don’t like her when I do like her?

Sure no problem officer.

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Which scene is considered the most difficult to watch in each of Quentin Tarantino's movies?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

I have a "fat pussy" and I'm super self cautions about it. Do guys think it's gross?

Yes sir it is.

{RING} {RING}

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

How do you get started in bestiality with a dog as a male?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

Im a 14 year old girl who doesnt want to wear a hijab but my parents force me to wear one. It makes me dislike it more. Im not ready for one no matter what people say and they get really mad at me. I have bad grades and no motivation. What do I do?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

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